1992
It was sometime during the fall of 1992. It must've been almost three months into my first semester of university in Montreal - and my first time away from home. I was still green to the big city scene, not quite having brushed all the prairie dust off my Doc Martens.But the freedom I now found myself with had been unbeknownst to me up to that point. I could eat whatever I wanted (which I did), I could sleep whenever I wanted (which I did - usually between classes in the library), and I could go anywhere I wanted...which I DIDN'T DARE.
For many, this was supposed to be a time of great change, a time of self-discovery, a time of experimentation -- but for me, my life existed within the 3-block radius bubble between my dorm and the university's business building. Anything beyond that perimeter was fair ground for possible muggings, abductions, and general big city mayhem. Or so I thought.
But I eventually realized that there was one thing - one person, actually - who would become the forbidden fruit that would tempt me and lure me out of my self-imposed quarantine zone. And that person would be none other than Ms. Winona Ryder.
(NOTE: You must keep in mind this was pre-notorious, snatch'n'grab Winona. Oh what do I care, she's still very yummy...)

Now, I may have related a tongue-in-cheek story to some of you in the past about how the highlight of my entire decade in Montreal occurred during my first week of being there. I had just arrived in Montreal and was still settling in when I learned of a tribute to the movie director Tim Burton that was taking place at the Montreal International Film Festival.
So, upon first ensuring that the location where the tribute was being held was comfortably within my self-preservation area, I decided to go check it out. And who happened to be there sitting just two rows in front of me? Winona! My first ever celebrity sighting. And believe you me, I was smitten to the gills! Definitely twitterpated. *sigh*

Now cut to a few months later when I learned that a new independent movie featuring beloved Winona was showing in town. Problem was, this little indie flick was playing at some far off rep cinema called The Rialto - way up north on the Montreal Plateau - way the hell out the critical comfort zone of my 'hood. We're talking about potentially French speaking-only territory! To make matters worse, this perilous trek into hostile regions (or so I thought) would require a bus ride, then a subway ride, then another bus ride, plus some additional walking to get there! Would I need to hitchhike too?
So I was faced with this serious mega-dilemma: personal safety vs. love & devotion
After hours and hours of psyching myself up in front of a mirror, I finally decided to man up and grow a pair for once, and risk life and limb - venturing out into the big, bad Francophone world - all in the name of spending two hours with my starlet queen on the big screen.
Oh, but it was such a dark and lonesome road. Admittedly though, I probably had my eyes closed through most of the journey. I know I refused to make eye contact with anyone. The first bus ride was okay at best, the subway was barely tolerable, but the transfer to the second bus was highly anxiety-ridden. Had I boarded the right bus? What if I get off at the wrong stop? I REALLY didn't want to have to walk those sinister French-ified streets any longer than I really needed to. So I held my breath the entire ride.
Then, like stepping off the plank of a pirate ship, I disembarked...
...right in front of the movie theatre. Which was brightly lit. On a street bustling with happy Francophone shoppers and strollers. In a neighborhood that even looked a helluva lot safer than where my dorm was situated. Hmmm.
And you know what? My lion-like courageousness was rewarded that night; not only with a wonderfully quirky, Winona-laced cinematic experience (the movie was "Night on Earth" by Jim Jarmusch), but - more impressively - I inadvertently got to watch the movie at The Rialto - which I quickly learned was one of the premiere, historical movie theatres in eastern Canada. I had never been in an original, early-20th century movie palace before.



I would return to The Rialto at least a couple more times during my stint at McGill - lapping up all of its decrepit glory. Before it closed down in the mid-90's.
Like virtually all movie palaces of the era, it became too expensive to maintain and run. With the ubiquity of 24-screen megaplexes complete with stadium seating and food courts, landmarks like The Rialto never stood a chance.
So WHY on earth am I telling you all this?
Well, after some researching on these omniscient internets, I've learned that The Rialto has opened its doors once again! Well, sort of.


The face of the lovely Winona may no longer be projected on to the silver screen of The Rialto anymore, but for what it's worth, a well-trimmed 16-ounce Angus porterhouse steak can be had for $32.
Yeah, I still much prefer Winona.

Dent in your pay cheque:
an average entrée looks to set you back around $30 (plus the cost of a trip to Montreal, unless you're one of the extremely lucky few who get to live there)
Ideal for:
historical landmark junkies; strollers down memory lane; the famished (with deep pockets) who just happen to find themselves in the Montreal Plateau neighborhood
Look for it:
5723 Avenue du Parc, Montréal
www.rialtoparadise.com
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great!
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